Anonymous:
Dude you're fucking gorgeous.

cyberho:

thank u I’m also single and I will jerk u off under the table on our first date 

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via bregoesbizarre)

(via dadballs)

(via oseutin)

a stick and poke mermaid

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a stick and poke mermaid

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"Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?"

Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

this is really powerful. wow.

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leeshao:

A normal life

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leeshao:

A normal life